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When you see it, you'll shit bricks

Postby damonkey » Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:47 am

THE white baby girl born to black parents is to undergo full genetic tests, it was revealed yesterday.

And Ben and Angela Ihegboro are also trying to discover whether they have any white ancestry.

The devout Christian couple believe there are no whites on either side of their Nigerian families that could have led to four-day-old Nmachi's skin colour.

But Ben's mother Amebo, 70, is unusual in having blue eyes. Ben and Angela agreed to let experts study Nmachi as geneticist Dr Mark Thomas, of University College, London, said the odds of the baby's white colouring were "between many millions to one and a million to one".

He said: "I suspect there's been a mixture of a mutation, like albinism, combined with a dormant white gene."

Ben, 44, a customer services adviser, said: "It doesn't matter to us quite how she came about but we will do what we can to find answers. She's a beautiful, miracle baby and we love her. She could be green and yellow - we would love her the same."

The Sun told yesterday how Ben and Angela, of Woolwich, South London, were amazed by their blonde daughter's birth at Queen Mary's Hospital, Sidcup.


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Re: When you see it, you'll shit bricks

Postby adoons » Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:15 am

yes angela, denial is you best weapon right now and if he doesnt believe you, claim that you have been raped.
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Re: When you see it, you'll shit bricks

Postby vlokkie47 » Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:38 am

Dude even if she did cheat with a white guy, genetics 101 will tell you that having a white baby would be a long shot. A very, very long shot.
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Re: When you see it, you'll shit bricks

Postby jsosmp » Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:59 am

ben rember that one time angela stayed home sick and the milk man was also sick :-k
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Re: When you see it, you'll shit bricks

Postby nerfherder » Wed Jul 21, 2010 10:12 am

vlokkie47 wrote:Dude even if she did cheat with a white guy, genetics 101 will tell you that having a white baby would be a long shot. A very, very long shot.


Ya, the baby would be coloured anyway if the father was a white dude. I think what they are saying is that it is a rare form of Albanisim. Its also possible that they had fertility treatment and there was some kind of mix up.
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Re: When you see it, you'll shit bricks

Postby adoons » Wed Jul 21, 2010 10:34 am

All I am saying if I was Ben I would ask some serious questions. Genetics 101 told me your chances of having a white baby is a lot better when there is a white dude involved.
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Re: When you see it, you'll shit bricks

Postby vlokkie47 » Wed Jul 21, 2010 11:01 am

It could just be evolution at work?
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Re: When you see it, you'll shit bricks

Postby Bobby Mcprescott » Wed Jul 21, 2010 11:50 am

vlokkie47 wrote:It could just be evolution at work?


HAHAHAHA Brilliant Vlokkie
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Re: When you see it, you'll shit bricks

Postby Chunkyfeather » Wed Jul 21, 2010 1:01 pm

Bobby Mcprescott wrote:
vlokkie47 wrote:It could just be evolution at work?


HAHAHAHA Brilliant Vlokkie



+100!!!! Funniest thing you've ever said Vlokkie!!!!!
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Re: When you see it, you'll shit bricks

Postby malusi » Wed Jul 21, 2010 2:26 pm

albinism and evolution......WOW, such big words.......
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Re: When you see it, you'll shit bricks

Postby Yoda » Fri Jul 23, 2010 3:39 pm

what about the mix race coupe that had twins and the one was black and the other white.
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Re: When you see it, you'll shit bricks

Postby jonjon24 » Fri Jul 23, 2010 4:08 pm

Yoda i too believe evrything i read in the People magazine
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